Hi, this is Simba, and I have taken over mommy's blog to show you the latest atrocity she has done! The other day, Sunny and I were both peacefully sleeping. When we woke up, look at the things Mommy did to us!!! She has stolen our dignity and made us look like idiots!! Mommy also had the small human over tonight, but would not let us see her! They put us in the basement, and I am sure it is because they were eating those fancy cupcakes mommy was decorating. We did not even get a CRUMB!! It is a terrible lie that chocolate is bad for cats, do not believe those vets! They just want it all for themselves. I guess mommy will post the small human and her costume tomorrow. In the meantime, all you cats out there had better hide when you seep! Or else you will become idiots like us!!
“Because of you I look like an idiot, I walk around ashamed to show