Idiots

Hi, this is Simba, and I have taken over mommy's blog to show you the latest atrocity she has done! The other day, Sunny and I were both peacefully sleeping. When we woke up, look at the things Mommy did to us!!! She has stolen our dignity and made us look like idiots!! Mommy also had the small human over tonight, but would not let us see her! They put us in the basement, and I am sure it is because they were eating those fancy cupcakes mommy was decorating. We did not even get a CRUMB!! It is a terrible lie that chocolate is bad for cats, do not believe those vets! They just want it all for themselves. I guess mommy will post the small human and her costume tomorrow. In the meantime, all you cats out there had better hide when you seep! Or else you will become idiots like us!!

“Because of you I look like an idiot, I walk around ashamed to show my face.”

Psalm 69

The Sleeping Beauties.

Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it's time to get up.  ~Author Unknown

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.  ~Anthony Burgess

You guys are GOOD, quite a few of you guessed that we were at the Sleep Lab! We went together and they gave us separate rooms. They do everything they can to help you go to sleep, like a Sleep Number bed and a T.V. But having over twenty wires all over your body and things stuck up your nose makes it rather hard to sleep!! As we traveled home, the sun was just beginning to rise. We stopped for breakfast, went home and washed the glue out of our hair, and went straight to bed for the rest of the day. It is HARD work trying to go to sleep in a Sleep Lab! Our recovery consisted of sleeping like babies in our own bed for the rest of the day.

Than they get in all their shopping sprees. At day’s end I’m ready for sound sleep, For you, God, have put my life back together.

Psalm 4

 

Mystery Trip

We are back at home tonight

We drove home in the early light.

We got a lot of rest while gone

But are still tired and kind of wan.

Use these pictures as your clue.

And here's one more; the word is glue.

When we got home we were a mess

So play my game and take a guess.

Puzzled

Everyone is here because he or she has a place to fill and every piece must fit itself into the big jigsaw puzzle. Deepak Chopra

We were looking through a Farmer's Market a few days ago, and we came across this wall. These four really big pictures were hanging there. They are New York, Singapore, San Fransisco, and Sydney. And here is the most amazing part; they are jigsaw puzzles! You can see how big they are by Phil standing in front of them. Each one has over 18,000 pieces! The average time to complete one is a little over a year. This would drive me crazy!!! Which one is your favorite?

We are taking a short trip out of town tonight, and there are no computers where we are going. So I will not be blogging for the next day or two. WHAT is this mysterious place we are going to? That will be my next post, and I think this is one that you will NEVER guess!!

“The heart is hopelessly dark and deceitful, a puzzle that no one can figure out. But I, God, search the heart and examine the mind. I get to the heart of the human. I get to the root of things. I treat them as they really are, not as they pretend to be.”

Jeremiah 17