Welcome to the Christmas kitchen of the 1950's! Please come in and look around. You will notice that the T.V. is turned to "I Love Lucy". I would love to have you join me, we can have some Bosco and Mallomars while we watch. It is easy to find, just meet me on the corner of 1950 and 1959. After the show, perhaps we can have a rousing game of jacks or pick-up-sticks.
Do not say, “Why were the old days better
than these?” For
it is not wise to ask such questions.