Mush

 All the rain we have had has made a lot of mushrooms pop up. These were in our next-door neighbor's yard. They started out normally.

As time went on, they began to bulge in various places and look lopsided.

And then I saw THIS! Do you see it? There is a hole in the large one, and the smaller one had grown right through it! For a better look, it is also in my header.

"Mushrooms grow in damp places. That's why they are shaped like an umbrella." 

— Alphonse Allias

 

"All Fungi are edible. Some fungi are only edible once." ― Terry Pratchett